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The son of Korean War veteran Joseph DH Sidley, Allan frequently books veterans and produces shows with the Armed Services Arts Partnership project to give them a platform to perform comedy. He also represents comedians who've served in the military.
Jeff King
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Jeff King grew up in the DC area, went to college, then spent a couple of years in the U.S. Marine Corps, where he gained some new components (after losing his legs) but retained what could be called a sunny outlook. After retiring, he moved to Baltimore and got married. This is also the town which inspired Jeff to begin doing stand-up comedy.

Jeff enjoys talking about life and culture from his unique yet relatable perspective. His material covers a wide array of topics and stories. He has opened for Jared Fried, Annie Lederman, and Brent Pella at venues such as Magooby's Joke House, The DC Improv, Church of Satire, and VFW Halls. 

Haywood Turnipseed Jr
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Haywood Turnipseed Jr., a standout among Stand-Ups; with a name as real as his humor, Haywood boasts an impressive 16 year journey in the world of comedy. His distinctive blend of laughter, combined with an equally unique perspective, has taken audiences on a hilariously enlightening ride through the realms of social commentary, profound absurdities, and the art of making everyday life truly extraordinary.

With a stage presence that's lit up renowned venues such as the Kennedy Center and the DC Improv, Haywood has showcased his comedic prowess not only locally but also across the globe. He's shared the spotlight with comedicheavyweights such as Hannibal Buress, Tony Woods, and Wyatt Cenac, proving his ability to hold his own alongside the best in the business.

Beyond the comedy circuit, Haywood is an Air-Force Veteran who resides in the vibrant community of SouthEast Washington DC, where he shares his life with his beloved wife, their children, a menagerie of pets, and his ever-supportive mom. In a remarkable dual life, he also serves as the Lead Telecommunications Specialist at the National Gallery of Art, demonstrating that humor is just one dimension of his multiverse.

With his laughter-inducing performances and a keen eye for the extraordinary in the everyday, Haywood Turnipseed Jr. is not just a comedian; he's a whimsical wizard with words, leaving audiences in wonder, while they ponder life's quirks long after the laughter winds down. 

Allan lives in Little Italy/Fells Point, Maryland with his wife and daughter.

Endorsements

"You should move here and write for TV."
Josh Snyder, Flappers Comedy Club Booker (LA)

"For a white dude with a beard he's different, Allan's humor is welcoming and well written. He's reliably funny and fresh on topics that people connect to."
Jim Bryan, Owner of Church Of Satire Comedy Club

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Allan was wonderful when he came to my campus - he has a hilarious sense of humor that really clicked with our students! He also had our students involved with some improv games that made the performance very interactive. He's a great up and coming performer with a great future - book him now!"
Craig Bidiman, Assistant Director of Campus Events at Wentworth Institute of Technology

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