The unofficially official booking policy:
Criteria for judging a performance - I take the overall audience into account each night. If the audience is "hot" and everyone kills it, that's great but means a little bit less than killing it on a "warm" audience where comics are hit or miss. If you crush it on a hit or miss night, or when most people miss that helps you stand out. If you miss on a night where most people miss I don't judge you cuz that would be dumb. If you bomb on a "hot" night I'm probably still judging you to this day.
P.S. I'm like Santa, even if I'm not there I'll find out if you were naughty or nice.